The Sunken Cathedral

    I needed a dungeon for my session Friday. After reading The Monstrome I decided I NEEDED to feature a Giant Worm session one. Otherwise, this is a very simplistic little building to rescue a captive villager from. A little tension from the vulnerable state of the goblins and the two big monsters barely being contained and you have an exciting first session! (Hopefully)

    If you’d like a pocketfold pdf of this dungeon, you can find it on my itch.io here! It isnt very polished since I made it in a feverish state on the only publishing software I have access to (Google Docs *shudders*) but it’ll help me run it. Otherwise, the dungeon is below. Enjoy!

The Sunken Cathedral

    In the middle of the swamp lies a temple, buried half below the mire. Its town is long since eaten by time, but the martyr bones ground into the foundation protected this old wooden structure from the rot and mildew surrounding it.

    This place is dedicated to St. Drevina whose domains are Hunters, Pregnancy and Artistry. Saintess will not allow disease or malady to infect her unborn and thus the mud and water do not spill in through doorways or broken windows while consecrated.


    The current inhabitants are the Bent-Tooth Clan, currently resting while they travel to their warlord further north from here. They are extremely superstitious goblins and have an offering to appease the Saintess while they recuperate here.

1d6

What’s on the altar?

1.

2 live sheep, tied together

2.

The blacksmith’s daughter

3.

A cauldron-sized brass bell

4.

Whole cow from the butcher

5.

Jewelled face-powder set

6.

The blacksmith, suicidal


d12 What’s in this goblin’s pockets?

1. Coarse fabric doll with real teeth

2. Surprisingly well made cloak (1g)

3. Bone club carved into a phallus (10s)

4. 1d4 Fat covered sugar cubes

5. Greasy potion of Waterbreathing

6. Survival shovel, masterwork (5g)

7. Dried and salted donkey, 2 rations

8. A letter in goblin, a family anecdote

9. A glass eye coated in layers of paper

10. An heirloom dagger +1, +3 vs snakes

11. A silk scarf with a face drawn on (1g)

12. An extremely cool stick







Hirelings Reprise - RPG Blog Carnival

You aren't the big one

Hirelings often operate in their own guilds. There is excellent business to be had in stripping foolish children of their stolen goods supporting new adventurers through lean times and fat equally. Hirelings have often been instrumental in the goings-on in the adventuring community, but what does the wider world think of them? 

Social Classless/Levelless

    The decision to become a hireling is a puzzling one. Adventuring makes a sort of sense, in that they are often so full of hubris and selfishness even a king would blush, but becoming a handservant to an adventurer? Many parents would balk and mourn their loss if a child announced a future in the Hireling game. There are plenty of practical reasons to join a guild, though, to be fair!
  1. easy access to dungeon loot
  2. protection from monsters while looting (optimistic)
  3. networking in adventuring guilds, which can get you access to wizards and clerics who could resurrect a dead aunt or fireball your ex-manager or other such gifts usually reserved for player characters.
  4. Fast retirement (if you're clever)
  5. Very VERY high promotion potential (possession by a player in case of PC death)
    All that said, there's a lot of reasons to avoid the job too. Sure, people look sideways at adventurers, but they often have Power. You, a hireling, do not.

Delicious in Dungeon

Meat Shield, Sub-Demihuman

    Know it or not, the folk who employ you are paying for you to be expendable. Some groups like to be coy about it but make no mistake they will sell your life for theirs to the reaper the first chance they get. Oh, they mourned and buried their last crop of suckers? FAT FUCKIN CHANCE! They probably just tossed them and are looking to save face. Not that they'd lose face anyway, because the thing you have to relinquish if you're committed to the job is your life's inherent value.
    When you're a shopkeeper, travelers that freelance as the guard and as dungeon delvers are suckers to be scammed at best and serious liabilities about to ruin your town at worst. You're THOSE guys' lackey. You are regarded as an object, a piece of equipment made to carry other equipment. If you are well loved by the party, you may be treated like cattle but think about how YOU would treat an ass as someone who does not own the one in front of you 
    The wider world forgets your name, and you will be quickly sealed inside the suicidal and foolhardy adventuring networks should you choose this path. You can maybe get away with one or two delves to make ends meet in desperation, but it is expected and advised you bury that part of your employment history deep. 
    The average person will scoff at the way you have thrown your safety and family aside, clerics and priests from back home will assume you are rife with sin, taverns will blame you for any brawls that break out, the very worst of adventuring stereotypes will be applied to you tenfold! You are worse than a pariah, you are a parasite supping on a parasite. If you choose to make this your regular work, you are foolish and overconfident, though filled with a self-loathing and "humility" that normal adventuring types do not possess. Does this make you better or worse?

Munchkin

Full Deck of Fools

    Adventurers long ago demanded Hirelings organize themselves, as they are the ones holding the check and they are utterly obsessed with orderly lists of objects to purchase (Especially 3rd and a half generation adventurers). Hirelings complied, and since then the profession has become obsessed with competition, reputation and renown. This is equal parts competing to join the most successful and safe Adventuring Parties while also pining after the social life they had before they took up the job.
    These collections of Hirelings are organized as guilds, with membership requiring a payment of dues and an adherence to Guild Law. For GMs, this is just a cute way to organize like-minded or similarly useful Hirelings but could also serve as a jumping off point for faction and domain play. I would imagine them as being extremely niche and unlikely to ever impact actual politics or amount to anything city-shaping. It's like entering faction play with tribes of goblins, constantly squabbling and in-fighting and preventing each other from ever getting the power and notoriety with normal people that they crave. Of course, Hirelings often try to leverage their guild status and rank in wider society to try and buy back some of that life they have since abandoned. This doesn't work, often comedically.

1d10

Guild Name

Guild Master

1d10

Guild Name

Guild Master

1.

Iron Hand

Veteran - Synthetic Warrior

6.

HippocampusDean Alex Aquarius

2.

Shadowmakers

Douglas - Fire Mage Initiate

7.

LegionLegion (All use this name)

3.

Heartful

Mother Emma - Chef

8.

Power Word: DOOMMaster Bard Foxi

4.

House Poliret

Sir Chagné - Deposed

9.

Assassination XIIITraduceus Touch

5.

WordbearersThey, Clothed in Scripture

10.

2nd Sons & Daughters"Empress" Callista 

Gadabouts & Gawkers

Google Docs Link





I have returned again! This time with a system for running a game in my homebrewed version of Magical Industrial Revolution. (Which, if you haven't bought, you should go and buy! Its a wonderful book!.)

This is a melding of Into the Odd and The GLOG, hands down two of my favorite systems. I didn't really invent much of this, but I've included the document I pulled it from in the references page. Please enjoy! If you end up using any of this, please let me know!

EDIT: I've added a character generator (enabled by the wonderful spwack of Slight Adjustments, with tables taken from the awesome Maze Rats)

Mazes and Monsters

 Hello all! It's been quite a while. Frankly, I've not had the time, discipline not to get obsessed and sink all my time into blogging and RPGs, or inspiration to blog in a long time. But here I am!

I made this


Mazes and Monsters


Well, I is a strong word. Its essentially a pastiche of Into the Odd and Die Trying, two of my favorite systems. I'm probably gonna be introducing some new players to the Adventure Game tradition, so I wanted something that captured the spirit without a lot to learn. This is nothing new for anyone who has somehow seen my blog, as you've likely also seen the infinitely better content made by my inspirations. This is mostly just so I can put it up somewhere.

Anyway, its nice to be back! Maybe I'll be blogging more often now, but we shall see.

EDIT: Forgot to mention the "Who is my Character?" tables are ripped from Knave, they're some of my go-to for players who have never touched a die before and need some juice.